Hmm … dating — the art of meeting new people, going on awkward first dates, and trying to figure out if you should kiss someone or just high-five them at the end of the night. As timeless as the search for love itself, dating comes with its own set of rules, many of which remain bafflingly ambiguous. To save you from embarrassing yourself (or worse, ending up on a dating app meme), here’s a light-hearted guide to the dos and don’ts of dating.
Do: Smile Like You Mean It
If you’re ever in doubt about your facial expressions, just remember: if your date is talking, nod, smile, and occasionally mutter something encouraging like, “Wow, that’s amazing!” or “I totally get that.” But don’t overdo it — if you smile so much that it resembles a creepy grin, the date might start to think they’re at a job interview, not dinner. Moderation is key.
Don’t: Talk About Your Ex on the First Date
There’s nothing more exciting than discussing the emotional baggage of past relationships on a first date, right? Wrong. If you’re mentioning your ex in the first 15 minutes of conversation, you might as well just bring them along as your “plus one.” Dating is about moving forward, not rehearsing your breakup story like it’s the Oscar-winning monologue you’ve been practicing in the shower for months. Keep it cool — your ex isn’t a guest on this date.
Do: Ask Questions (But Not Too Many)
Showing interest in someone’s life is always appreciated, but ask the wrong questions, and you’ll find yourself knee-deep in awkward territory. “So, tell me about your childhood trauma” isn’t a great conversation starter. Stick to safe territory like hobbies, favorite foods, or “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?” This shows you’re interested without accidentally diving into therapy session territory.
Don’t: Discuss Politics or Religion (Unless You’re Ready for a Fight)
Sure, it’s important to know if your date shares the same beliefs as you, but perhaps not on the first date when you’ve just met each other. You don’t want the evening to devolve into a debate about healthcare policies or the merits of your religious views. Instead, ease into these conversations after you’ve established some kind of connection. That way, if things go south, you’ve still got the option of pretending to leave because “your dog is sick” (even if you don’t own one).
Do: Be Yourself (But Maybe Shower First)
It’s important to be genuine — don’t try to be someone you’re not. That said, maybe avoid showing up to the date in your pajamas or while holding a massive burrito. First impressions count, and while the “I just rolled out of bed” look might be adorable in a rom-com, it’s not quite as charming in real life. Basic hygiene is a must, and while you’re at it, a little cologne or perfume never hurt anyone.
Don’t: Be Overly Forward (Unless You’re in the Movies)
There’s a fine line between showing interest and appearing desperate. Telling someone you’re “soulmates” after the first two hours of conversation is a surefire way to make them run for the hills. Romance should build slowly and naturally, like a good plotline in a movie — not as if you’re trying to skip straight to the finale. Play it cool, and give them space to breathe. They’re not running a marathon — don’t rush the romance.
Do: Enjoy Yourself
Remember, dating should be fun! It’s about getting to know someone, laughing together, and sharing experiences. Don’t get too caught up in the idea of perfection or whether your date is “the one.”
In the end, dating is a journey, not a destination. And if all else fails, just remember: there’s always pizza and Netflix to fall back on.
